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Untitled.pngWelcome to MeetStrangersOnlineFreeChatRoom.com. Say Hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey thereeeeee :3

You: hi are you a real person

Stranger: tee hee!! thank uuu. u r cute too not gonna lie ;o

You: what

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You have entered [anything]. Matching you with someone interested in [anything]. Say Hi!

You: hi

Stranger: UwU are u a man??

You: yep

Stranger: a big STRONG man??

You: no

Stranger: omg that’s so hotttt

You: who are you

Stranger: stop i cant even type i am in heat

You: oh ok

Stranger: *moaning*

You: did you just type that

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You have entered [NO free sex online please]. Matching you with someone interested in [NO free sex online please]. Say Hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: would you like to have free sex online

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You have entered [friendship]. Matching you with someone interested in [friendship]. Say Hi!

Stranger: what

You: hi

Stranger: what do you want

You: can we be friends

Stranger: depends

You: on what

Stranger: i have lots of friends

Stranger: what do you have to offer me

You: im funny

Stranger: tell me a joke then fucko

You: knock knock

Stranger: i don’t answer

You: no you have to

Stranger: i’ll do whatever the fuck i want

You: oh ok

Stranger: fuck you

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You have entered [kindness]. Matching you with someone interested in [kindness]. Say Hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey!

You: 🙂

Stranger: so refreshing to find a friendly face around here!

You: yes i am friendly. are you friendly

Stranger: you know the franchise Friendly’s?

You: i love it there

Stranger: they named it after me 🙂

You: i am so happy

Stranger: we’ve really got some great chemistry going, huh?

You: i love chemistry

Stranger: where you from honey? 🙂

You: rhode island

Stranger: oh

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You have entered [chemistry]. Matching you with someone interested in [chemistry]. Say Hi!

You: hi

Stranger: You’re interested in chemistry?

You: yes i love it

Stranger: Can you help me with a school project of mine?

You: sure

Stranger: How would I go about synthesizing O2NNCH2 with chemicals from, say, the average kitchen?

You: why are you synthesizing military-grade explosives for a school project

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You have entered [dutch nobel prize – winning atmospheric chemist paul crutzen]. Matching you with someone interested in [dutch nobel prize – winning atmospheric chemist paul crutzen]. Say Hi!

Stranger: holy shit

You: hi

Stranger: i have been waiting 8 years for someone to put dutch nobel prize-winning atmospheric chemist paul crutzen in their conversation box

You: oh cool you like him too

Stranger: dear boy, i much more than like him.

You: yeah i guess me too

Stranger: no son, you misunderstand. i do not simply like dutch nobel prize-winning atmospheric chemist paul crutzen.

Stranger: i am him.

You: cool

Stranger: what, pray tell, have you come here to ask me?

You: can we be friends

Stranger: that’s it? you just want to be friends? aren’t you interested in my groundbreaking advancements in atmospheric chemistry? or, perhaps, the process of winning the most prestigious and coveted award known to modern man? anything?

You: do you like friendly’s

Stranger: what

You: the restaurant chain friendly’s

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